It’s been a while since I’ve had this weird racy feeling lookin at one of your outfits, Harold. But this one - THIS one - makes me feel like my soul is as black as your attire because of all the sinful thoughts it evokes in me. Your bright bandana might be the only form of light that can save me. x
Anonymous asked: What if somewhere along the line niall loses his hair because he bleaches it to death. What will you do
Shave mine off so we can be beautiful together.
You ever have one of those infatuations with someone that other people don’t get, so you spend all your time confused and enraged, and you’re constantly yelling, ‘How do you not get this?? Don’t you see, DON’T YOU SEE HOW SEXY THIS PERSON IS?! SEE IT RIGHT NOW, I DEMAND IT.” And then people start to see it and you try to back-pedal like, “NO, NO, I TAKE IT ALL BACK. APPRECIATE THE SEXINESS BUT FROM AFAR. GET AWAY, THEY’RE MINE.”
Who will win this classic fashion battle?
You’re kidding, right? I’d snatch that sweater right of his body and claim it as my own in my alternative universe in which I’m dating him. Obviously. Don’t need underwear for that.